My Cat is a Jellicle Cat!

Are you blind when you're born? Can you see in the dark?

Can you look at a king? Would you sit on his throne?

Can you say of your bite it's worse than your bark?

Are you cock of the walk when you're walking alone?

When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?

Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air?

Do you know how to go to the Heaviside Layer?

Are you mean like a lince?

If you are you're a Jellicle cat!

Because, Jellicles are and Jellicles do

Jellicles do and Jellicles would

Jellicles would and Jellicles can

Jellicles can and Jellicles do!

We can dive throw the air like a flying trapeze!

We can turn double somersaults, bounce on a tire!

We can run up the wall, we can swing through the trees!

We can balance on bars, we can walk on a wire!

The mystical divinity of unashamed felinity

Round the cathedral rang "Vivat!"

Life to the everlasting cat!

Feline, fearless, faithful and true

To others who do what

Jellicles do and Jellicles can

Jellicles can and Jellicles do

Jellicle cats sing Jellicle chants

Jellicles old and Jellicles new

Jellicle song and Jellicle dance!

Practical cats, dramatical cats

Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats

Oratorical cats, delphioracle cats

Skeptical cats, dispeptical cats

Romantical cats, pedantial cats

Statistical cats and mystical cats

Political cats, hypocritical cats

Clerical cats, hysterical cats

Cynical cats, rabbinical cats...

Excertos da música "Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats" do musical de Andrew Lloyd Webber "Cats"