Memórias de Eugene Morris Jerome

Kate (mãe): I need bread.

Eugene (filho adolescente): What?

Kate: I don't have enough bread. Run over to Greenblatt's and get me a fresh rye bread.

Eugene: Again? I just came back from Greenblatt's.

Kate: So you'll go again.

Eugene: I'm always go to the store. When I grow up that's all I'll be trained to do, go to the store.

Kate: You don't want to go...? Never mind, I'll go!

Eugene: Don't to that! Don't make me feel guilty. I'll go.

Kate: And get a quarter pound of butter.

Eugene: I bought a quarter pound of butter this morning. Why don't you buy a half pound at a time?

Kate: And suppose the house burned down this afternoon! Why do I need an extra quarter pound of butter?

Eugene: If my mom taught logic in high school, this would be a weird country...